Mario William Vitale Poetry

With the ultimate hope to soften the blow !

Let us bring back all of the wrestling great's !
Andre The Giant, Jimmy Snuka, The Grand Wizard, Bob Backlund,

George "The Animal" Steele ! and Junk Yard Dogg !

Next let's try to convey a real good deal !

Against the like's of :

Swede Hanson, Ultimate Warrior, The Black Dragon, (AKA ),(Troy Bond ), The Samoan's, Dusty Rhodes and Tony Guerrea..,
Not to mention , Co Co Beware !


For some, not much in the hip of mass hysteria !

Next that special event of a steel caged match..,
One has every reason by which to grasp..,
The special pair of Barney Frank's and Doctor Emit Oz !
For it was Barney who was in an outrage over the fact that,

Doctor Oz, had a brilliant campaign against all fat people !

N.A.F.T.A. was in a cosmic frenzy !
The obese community was highly insulted..,
Yet Doctor Oz had his mother sitting in the audience ?
She was bone thin !

Now where do I begin ?

Hence, I repeat that it's all in the genes !
Nothing in this life appears to be as it may seem..,
Next you know..,
Barney storms out by throwing a chair !

Wacking Doctor Oz in his hair !

With none the worse for wear,
The Great Elizabeth stood up on a chair !
The end was near in sight,
For this must have left such an awful fright !


With the flying porno "midget's " on the flip side of the bill,

Who all were very eager to go !

This was in order to sort of soften the ultimate blow !
With this Doctor Oz who is really something else..,
Do you suppose he walks on water as well ?
Better yet if he waits he may need to take a cold shower,

After Barney Frank's disrobe's !

Suddenly, the one legged midget began to really fidget,

For it was then that Ivan Putski was standing with the Iron Shiek !

Yet for Putski's sake,
He just needed to take a leak !
Right on Doctor Oz's head !

See part two for more to come !

Poet: Mario William Vitale