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The Mario Vitale Rap

 
I'm a free style writer,
I hope you all know..
I write the thoughts I feel,
My name is Mario !

And though sometimes may drink to sooth my soul..,

I write so much poetry to help keep myself whole.
Won't you listen to me,
Before I go insane,
Callin all my nephews,

But I can't even remember their names ?

Yet when I get angry,
I may drop the f-bomb !
But before you go,
Clean the house for my mom...

Now just when you think my mind's full of smog.,
Wait till I tell ya about the crucifixion of the frog's !
I will never die man, I'll never be dead !
Got no money in my pocket and no hair on my head,

So just keep on goin as I'm singing my songs
And I'll keep on goin not the right way but wrong,
And for all the fine babes who would like a date,
Call 879- 2238 !

Now hold the clock, cause this rap isn't even over,
I'll keep singing Neil Diamond till I'm sixty years or older !
Now don't stop the beat cause I'm still going strong !
You'll never hear the end unless I say so,

So once again raise your hands for Uncle Mario !
Now raise the roof, cause I won't be mean..,
Just gotta film Scrooge nember sixteen !
Now before I go, I will make you all feel alive,

Just give me a call man I feel so alive !

Poet: Mario William Vitale
Copyright © 2010

read: 1173 times Rating: Date: 13 January, 2010

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