Mario William Vitale Poetry

After the limo pulled up to the Price Rite store..,



It was again left in the hands of Percey Fleet with Andy Boy..,

In what had appeared to be a Rolex watch.,

Turned out to be just an ordinary toy ?

Next you know the stock came in..,

Straight out of freight !

Andy Boy was far too late from his date ?
There in the middle of the road,
Was it some caped crusader ?
Perhaps, with Robin Hood ?

For it was none other than Darth Vader himself.. ?

With lite saver in hand..,

Stating, "You feel lucky punk !!!"

Well do ya !

That old grump..,

That lite saver hit Percey right in the head..,
He fell to the ground !
Some thought that the guy was dead ?
Between here and eternity..,

Would be such a very long time !

An honest approach to an in humane effort..,

Such as its undercoat..,

Who would have thought ?
That Darth Vader was a brother ?
Yet for now he put on an extra amount of weight ?
Furthermore, he's just an over weight brother from another brother..,



Yet for now, he put on a few pounds ?

Still where was Cp3- O ?

Perhaps, getting busy with Andy Boy ?

Maybe he wanted to show him his toy ?
When Vader did speak.,
He said," Luke I am your real father !"

Still, why did he even bother ?
Yet we all know who the voice really was..,
None other then that famed man, "James Earle Jones !"

Yet he was in some type of season !

Andy Boy had a sick feeling way down deep in his stomach ?
It turned out later that is was just gas ?
And so he had thought.. ?


Rather, Cp3 -O got him pregnant ?

To learn after all that time that..,
Andy Boy was actually a girl !
Now some may say that I watch far too much television ?
I just respond with, "I don't think so !"

Poet: Mario William Vitale