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He Needs To Take His Tiger Out and Put It In The Woods !

 
Man I thought you were it !

The one with all the magic and your last name wasn't even Johnson..,

Yet who would have believed ?

Man, you got the world on a freakin string !
Fancy car's with souped up ride's
Yet you ran away to hide..,
Now is the time to take your Tiger out and just put it in the woods !

Forget about you Wood's !
People are N.U.T.S.
That is shortened for,
"Not Understanding The Situation..",

Perhaps. your in need of a break on a long awaited vacation..,
Yet from what you may say ?
Perhaps yourself in a bed made out of hay !
I have no respect for guy's that cheat..,

There is no second chances in my book to make a good first impression..,

Still what am I dishing ?

Man, your wife is drop dead gorgeous..,
Have some respect and keep your jock in focus ?
Yet who am I ?
Just a broke beggar telling a whoremonger how to get ahead !

It's time to take your Tiger out after it yawn's and put it to bed !

Poet: Mario William Vitale
Copyright © 2009

read: 1345 times Rating: Date: 16 December, 2009

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